A Brief, Bratty Interlude

Did I mention my niece (AKA: The Terror) is in town?

the niece: (as she eyes my loose change)my coins, my coins, my coins
my mom: those aren't yours
the niece: my coins, my coins
my mom: those are your uncle's
the niece: my coins, my coins, my coins
my mom: stop being stingy with other people's things
the niece: (walks off in a huff) peace out, gammy!